|Sell Creep Price:||21|
|300 Dead Count|
|Can stun enemies at close range.
Alben Smallbore was known for enchanting mundane objects to make them more gun-like. This pillow, which once decorated his guest chambers, is a perfect example of his unique strain of madness.
Silencer is a gun that fires zippers. Hitting an enemy with the swing of the weapon will stun the enemy.
- Unused: Feather Pillow - If the player has Turkey, the gun fires an exploding pillow that shoots feather projectiles each time it reloads.
- This gun is a reference to the myth of pillows being used as makeshift silencers.
- 300 Dead Count is a pun on "Thread Count", a term often used to measure the quality of sheets. It is also a reference to an episode of American Dad, where the phrase "300 thread count, 300 dead count" is used
- The character of Alben Smallbore mentioned in the Ammonomicon entry of this and the Flame Hand is a reference to Headmaster Albus Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series.